The Official Drink of ROFLCon: Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator

Posted on March 30, 2008 by Tim Hwang
Categories: Partners and Friends, Tim, Triumph


Over the past few months, we’ve had the pleasure of seeing lil’ baby ROFLCon mature into a shambling leviathan of awesome. With this has come the unique chance to consider who among various worthy suitors will get to sponsor the event. So, today I’m happy to announce that Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator (from that little gem of a movie Idiocracy) will be THE official energy drink of ROFLCon.

Why, you might ask? We chose Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator because it compares itself to a monster truck you can pour into your face. And because it promises that you will be able to perform complex mechanical repairs with your fists. And the fact that their commercials are voiced by the guy who did Powerthirst. It’s got electrolytes too. We love that stuff.

You heard it here first: the conference will be intellectually stimulating AND highly caffeinated. I don’t know about you — but that spells A-M-A-Z-I-N-G to me.

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