Really Short Summary: You Can Get Paid for This?

• Panelists: One Red Paperclip. Million Dollar Homepage. Marmaduke Explained. Chuck Norris Facts. JibJab. Rocketboom.
• Making money seems to be a fluke.
• If you try to be a fluke enough times, you will become a fluke. Doing stupid things helps.
• The Web is a critical component. If One Red Paperclip were done offline, we’d be up to a Dixie cup by now.
• People like stupid ideas.
• Chuck Norris sued Chuck Norris Facts!
• Million Dollar homepage guy is not starting Billion Dollar homepage.
• Paypal is easy. People will burn $3 bucks for funny nothings.
• Q: You’re all young white guys. Panel – A: I’m 49. A: I’m Samoan A: I’m a woman. A: Other people have better things to do.
• A: By an Asian Girl (self proclaimed double minority on the Internet): “[Insert statistics here] There are no girls on the internet.”
• A: Women aren’t stupid enough.
• A: Girls have better, more normal things to do.
• Key to success: Red Paperclip guy: Have a goal and shoot for it. Like playing Rock Band if you miss a chord. Keep Going!
• Key to success:: Million dollar homepage: “I love money.”